That up there is a totally cheeky attention grabbing post title which is actually not really a lie.
I am guesting over at Dan Purdue's blog - talking mostly about my Guardian Summer Reads story, Things Which Are Not True, and some other writery things.
Click here to read my story over on the Guardian website, and head over to Dan's blog to have look at our interview.
There will be a 'Part Two' published here on Monday, in which I ask Dan questions about his Guardian 2009 story, One Street Corner Too Soon, and a few other bits of interesting writer-chat things.
Please say hello if you head over to Dan's blog, and check out his competition to win £50 in Amazon vouchers while you're there.