it's your first day off in a while, and although you really want to write, you're actually just watching wedding dances on youtube.
It's not like you even want to get married or anything. You just followed a link to a fairly good one (here) and from there you couldn't stop clicking all the other links like 'BEST FIRST DANCE EVER!' which, in comparison to the fairly good one, are really crap.
Suddenly you come to your senses, but you're not sure how long you were 'out'. You feel a bit sick.
You ask, Where has the day gone?
You curse the internet. And yourself.
You blog about it. You still feel a bit woozy.
You have a kiwi fruit to try to undo the badness.