I know I've been quiet lately - it's been a mix of being busy and ... ok maybe it's not a mix, I've just been busy. I come here and think 'need to write a blog but I'll wait cos I'll have something better to say in a few days...' Time doesn't come, so what this is is a quick scawl, post entering The Bridport Novel Award and pre getting me tea ready.
So that's what I've just been doing, writing and getting my novel in progress ready for Bridport. It is a work in progress so I'll be working on it even while it's away seeing if it's good enough for the longlist.
I've been to the Dales with my writing group, that was fab, and I've been being (lovely language today) a dedicated Maid Of Honour for my friend's wedding (actually not til August, but organising a Hen Night is like a project in itself, a high pressured but exciting one).
When I'm back from Henning it's full guns on the novel.
Other stuff... hm, didn't get anywhere in all the comps I really hoped I'd get somewhere in these last few months - Mslexia, Bath, the BBC... Onwards yeah yeah.
The novel's the thing.
Thursday, 29 May 2014
Sunday, 4 May 2014
Having a go at this
This year, for the first time, the Bridport Prize organisers are awarding a prize to a novelist - and a first time novelist to boot. I am one of those! I reckon.
I've been building (slowly, yes) a picture, a world, a person - maybe that's not the right order - but it's been building for a while and I'm going to build it faster and enter it into the Bridport Prize for a novel on or before May 31st.
What's really great about this prize is that it's a supported one so it includes mentoring and guidance from The Literacy Consultancy, as well as possible representation from agents A M Heath. It can be awarded to to a completed or an uncompleted novel. The dates and time frame for the longlist and shortlist are given, so you know what's expected and when.
And if I don't get listed I will have built a bit faster. The guidelines are here.
I have to have 5000 words ready to submit on May 31st. If I'm longlisted a further 10,000 will be required by the end of July. I almost have those 5000 words ready, and plenty notes for the next few thousand. The plan is to just keep writing, which is an ok plan I think.
I know this character, I know some of the things she'll do. Mostly I like writing her, so with focus I reckon I can do this.
Will do updates!
I've been building (slowly, yes) a picture, a world, a person - maybe that's not the right order - but it's been building for a while and I'm going to build it faster and enter it into the Bridport Prize for a novel on or before May 31st.
What's really great about this prize is that it's a supported one so it includes mentoring and guidance from The Literacy Consultancy, as well as possible representation from agents A M Heath. It can be awarded to to a completed or an uncompleted novel. The dates and time frame for the longlist and shortlist are given, so you know what's expected and when.
And if I don't get listed I will have built a bit faster. The guidelines are here.
I have to have 5000 words ready to submit on May 31st. If I'm longlisted a further 10,000 will be required by the end of July. I almost have those 5000 words ready, and plenty notes for the next few thousand. The plan is to just keep writing, which is an ok plan I think.
I know this character, I know some of the things she'll do. Mostly I like writing her, so with focus I reckon I can do this.
Will do updates!
Thursday, 10 April 2014
and the winner is...(a photo story)
Thanks to everyone who entered the competition to win Karen Jones' book, Upside-down Jesus and other stories.
I said I'd post photos of me drawing names out the 'hat' and I said it would be amazing. That might not be true. But I did it, just now and in public. Here you go.
So yes, well done, Jen. Karen will post your prize out to you, so it's probably easiest for you to send Karen a DM via Twitter with your postal address.
Thank you again to everyone who supported this endeavour, and sorry you couldn't all win a copy. If you'd like to buy Upside-down Jesus and other stories it's available on lulu and Amazon.
I'm sure you all feel like winners though, just for seeing my riveting photo story. Yes.
I said I'd post photos of me drawing names out the 'hat' and I said it would be amazing. That might not be true. But I did it, just now and in public. Here you go.
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| I'm in a well known coffee shop chain. I'd rather not reveal which one. |
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| And so I begin the process of selecting a winner. Step one, page torn out of my cliched writer's notebook (MOLESKINE) |
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| Rippety rip |
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| Writey writey |
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| I had the exact amount of pieces of paper I needed for names! Things like this make me glad, like the universe is saying EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL |
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| Now try to look normal again. |
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| Foldy foldy |
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| This is not a hat. |
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| Woop - WELL DONE... |
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| ... JEN HARVEY! |
So yes, well done, Jen. Karen will post your prize out to you, so it's probably easiest for you to send Karen a DM via Twitter with your postal address.
Thank you again to everyone who supported this endeavour, and sorry you couldn't all win a copy. If you'd like to buy Upside-down Jesus and other stories it's available on lulu and Amazon.
I'm sure you all feel like winners though, just for seeing my riveting photo story. Yes.
Monday, 31 March 2014
Karen Jones writes a letter to herself
I'm delighted to welcome Karen Jones to the blog, here to celebrate the launch of her first collection, Upside Down Jesus and other stories. These stories have made it to the top in loads of big-name big-deal writing prizes - the title itself is from a Mslexia prize winner. (Tracy Chevalier loved it).
I asked Karen if she'd like to write a letter to her younger self, just like Vanessa Gebbie, Kerry Hudson and Andrew David Barker have done for us in the past. You're in for a treat. A double treat, in fact - because there's a copy of Upside Down Jesus and other stories for one lucky reader - all you have to do is leave a comment on this post and your name will go into a hat (I'll take photos, it'll be amazing) and if I pick you Karen will mail the book out your way.
Over to Karen now, writing to Karen then.
Your
youngest son will start school next year, you don’t work since becoming Mum’s
carer after she had the stroke in 1991, so you know you’ll have the time to
dedicate to the course, the time to really make a go of this writing thing.
When you get back from holiday you’ll contact the course organisers. You’ll
have to send samples of your writing so they can decide if you have any talent
worth nurturing. Later you’ll realise that this is nothing more than an
exercise in massaging your ego – they’re not going to turn away anyone who’s
willing to pay for the course. They’ll accept you, praise your writing
abilities, you’ll believe them.
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Thanks so much for sharing your journey to here with us, Karen. I know the anthology is already selling well - may it continue to - and may your 'thing' get its other half writ soon.
Oh and I love how the Karen from now is looking up at the Karen from Star Trek like she's about to get beamed-up.
So, to WIN a copy of Upside-down Jesus and other stories, all you have to do is:
- comment on the end of this post
- or retweet the daily tweet I'll do on Twitter saying something like "RT this to be put into the draw to win Upside-Down Jesus.." only (maybe) more well written
- do either of these (or both!*) before 5pm next Monday (6th April) and you'll go into the hat
*each person will only go into the draw once, but we appreciate all your comments, RTs and sharing of information.
About the collection:
A child struggles to overcome her fear of the upside-down Jesus, a man dons his 'egg-stealing coat' once a week, a teenager becomes obsessed with the colour purple, an old man keeps his wife closer than others would like, a psychiatrist considers the folly of his patients, and a little girl watches her neighbour slowly disappear.
Click -
To buy from Lulu
To buy from Amazon
To follow Karen on Twitter
To get to Karen's blog
I asked Karen if she'd like to write a letter to her younger self, just like Vanessa Gebbie, Kerry Hudson and Andrew David Barker have done for us in the past. You're in for a treat. A double treat, in fact - because there's a copy of Upside Down Jesus and other stories for one lucky reader - all you have to do is leave a comment on this post and your name will go into a hat (I'll take photos, it'll be amazing) and if I pick you Karen will mail the book out your way.
Over to Karen now, writing to Karen then.
A letter to me in 2001
Hello You,
It’s 2001 and for some reason your fashion choice for hair
and clothes is ‘looks like she’s from the future or Star Trek’. There you are,
in a holiday apartment in Blackpool with the
two most important people in your life, and in a way it’s thanks to them that
you’ll start to take the idea of writing more seriously. You’re watching
Cartoon Network because it’s a British seaside family summer holiday, so the
wind and rain is keeping you indoors. That advert between cartoons for the
writing course, cleverly placed to attract all those
stay-at-home-feeling-slightly-trapped mums like you, it’ll catch your
attention.
You’ve
already written a novel – and I hate to be the one to tell you this, but it’s
truly awful. It’s possibly the worst novel ever written. If anyone ever wants
to give an example of how not to write a novel, of why all tell and no show is
so relentlessly dull, they could use your first novel as a perfect example –
but you’ve never had the courage to let anyone see your work. You think this
course might be the thing to help, to give you a push, to give you confidence.
(Incidentally, that there was ‘the rule of three’. You haven’t learnt about
that yet but when you do it will become something of a feature in your writing
– as will these pesky dashes.)
The course will turn out to be a
bit of a letdown and your tutor’s comments are often unhelpful and vague but it
will give you that confidence and willingness to share your work. In 2002 you’ll send out a couple of stories
to writing competitions. You’ll win one and come third in the other earning £750
from your first two efforts. Sounds great, eh? Ah, well, not so great. You see,
after these two immediate successes, you’ll think that’s it, you’ve done it –
you’re a writer now. The crushing blow of rejection is yet to come.
And there will be rejections – a
lot of rejections – but you’ll be surprised at how quickly they stop hurting
(well, okay, the pain will lessen and having a self-pitying tantrum on the
living room floor will eventually become a thing of the past).
You’ll join a fantastic creative
writing site run by the BBC called Get Writing and this is where you will
really start to learn, by reading and reviewing other people’s stories, by
paying heed to their reviews and by reading the free advice posted by published
writers and creative writing tutors. You’ll also discover that the internet is
a terrifying place and that people are often not what they seem or claim to be.
The internet will remain a terrifying but incredibly useful place.
When the BBC closes the site down
you’ll move to another, More Writing, and there you’ll join a small critiquing
group. This is where your writing will move to a different level. These seven
or eight writers will rip apart every aspect of your stories, will catch every
error, home in on every detail. By then you will have the confidence to do the
same for them. With their help you will garner more success, winning or being
placed in competitions, gathering publishing credits in places like Mslexia,
The New Writer, Writers Forum and Flash 500.
You’ll start to meet up with your
writing group once or twice a year at a cottage in the Yorkshire Dales for
writing weekends. You’re reading this and thinking, “Spend a weekend in a
cottage with people I’ve never met before? Are you mental?” Don’t panic,
thankfully they’ll all turn out to be just as they are online – clever, funny,
helpful and encouraging. Each time you meet you’ll come home with a story that
has been so improved by their critiques, it will go on to be published or win a
competition. You’ll also have a stinking hangover, have gained 3lbs of mainly cake-based
fat and have a hankering to play Articulate every night after dinner.
Between 2004 and 2008, you’ll
write another novel and it will be better than that first effort because now
you’ll actually know how to plan, how to create interesting characters and give
those characters authentic dialogue. You’ll still stint on description – that
hasn’t changed here in 2014 – but you won’t bore the backside off people with
tell, tell, tell any more. That novel won’t see the light of day either. At
heart you’ll always feel that you’re a short story writer and this is where you
will continue to have success. Don’t beat yourself up about mainly writing
short stories – it’s okay. An idea will be what it’s supposed to be, and if
it’s supposed to be micro or flash or short or long, just let it end when it
should. And, believe it or not, you’ll even write poetry now and then. What’s
even more unbelievable is that it’ll get published. No, I’m not joking.
In 2014 you’ll decide to gather
some of your favourite stories into an anthology and publish them. Like many
people, your attitude to self-publishing has changed but you’ll still be
apprehensive. Don’t worry – it’ll all go okay and people will be very
supportive.
Oh, and you’ll also be about half
way through writing another thing – a long thing – a thing you refuse to call a
novel in case the word scares it away.
You’ll never be a millionaire,
you’ll probably never even make a proper wage from writing, but you will love
it and you will get better at it and you will always find time to do it, no
matter how many other things are deemed more important.
Remember that when those first
rejections hit the doormat. When those envelopes scrawled with your own
handwriting tell you all you need to know before you even tear open the flap.
When you read competition winning stories and think, “What? Seriously? This
won?” Remember that you do this
because you love it and because you can. That’s
all that matters in the end. Though money is always lovely.
because you love it and because you can. That’s
all that matters in the end. Though money is always lovely.
With love,
Me.
x
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Thanks so much for sharing your journey to here with us, Karen. I know the anthology is already selling well - may it continue to - and may your 'thing' get its other half writ soon.
Oh and I love how the Karen from now is looking up at the Karen from Star Trek like she's about to get beamed-up.
So, to WIN a copy of Upside-down Jesus and other stories, all you have to do is:
- comment on the end of this post
- or retweet the daily tweet I'll do on Twitter saying something like "RT this to be put into the draw to win Upside-Down Jesus.." only (maybe) more well written
- do either of these (or both!*) before 5pm next Monday (6th April) and you'll go into the hat
*each person will only go into the draw once, but we appreciate all your comments, RTs and sharing of information.
About the collection:
A child struggles to overcome her fear of the upside-down Jesus, a man dons his 'egg-stealing coat' once a week, a teenager becomes obsessed with the colour purple, an old man keeps his wife closer than others would like, a psychiatrist considers the folly of his patients, and a little girl watches her neighbour slowly disappear.
Click -
To buy from Lulu
To buy from Amazon
To follow Karen on Twitter
To get to Karen's blog
Thursday, 27 March 2014
Hello so and on Monday
Hello so...
This past month I've been
- sending short stories out to writing competitions remarkably early, sometimes 6 weeks before the deadline (which makes me think the results should be out already, even though some, like BATH are still open). I've got stories at the BBC, Bath and Mslexia.
- sending short stories to publications, well - one. PANK is a magazine I've had my eye for a while, so I thought I'd try my luck and send them a story. This got a 'Not this story, thanks, but send us another, we like your style' kind of rejection. So I did - and that one got a 'Not this story, thanks, and please don't send anything else for at least a month'. Haha. Ok.
- stepping further into my role as 'Maid of Honour' for my best friend's wedding, which isn't until August but things have to be worked out in advance, like what I'm wearing (a lovely blue dress), what she's wearing (an amazing white dress), what we're doing for the hen weekend (FUN) and what I'm reading at the service (a poem, not set in stone yet).
- keeping my notebook with me so I can keep my novel going wherever I am - usually this is just a few scribbles here and there, a note of something to look out for, a thought to follow up, questions about plot points etc. But it helps to, well - keep it going, though I haven't got much content written for a few weeks. So I'd like to get some momentum with the word count in the next few weeks.
-and you know, working, walking, eating, drinking wine.
On Monday...
Karen Jones will be here with a brilliant addition to the 'Letters to my younger self' guest blogs I have from time to time. Karen's short story collection 'The Upside-Down Jesus and other stories' has just come out - and lucky lucky lucky for us - she is kindly going to give one copy away to one of you lucky lucky lucky* readers! Come back on Monday to read Karen's letter and be in with a chance of winning.
* too much Kylie lately, I think.
This past month I've been
- sending short stories out to writing competitions remarkably early, sometimes 6 weeks before the deadline (which makes me think the results should be out already, even though some, like BATH are still open). I've got stories at the BBC, Bath and Mslexia.
- sending short stories to publications, well - one. PANK is a magazine I've had my eye for a while, so I thought I'd try my luck and send them a story. This got a 'Not this story, thanks, but send us another, we like your style' kind of rejection. So I did - and that one got a 'Not this story, thanks, and please don't send anything else for at least a month'. Haha. Ok.
- stepping further into my role as 'Maid of Honour' for my best friend's wedding, which isn't until August but things have to be worked out in advance, like what I'm wearing (a lovely blue dress), what she's wearing (an amazing white dress), what we're doing for the hen weekend (FUN) and what I'm reading at the service (a poem, not set in stone yet).
- keeping my notebook with me so I can keep my novel going wherever I am - usually this is just a few scribbles here and there, a note of something to look out for, a thought to follow up, questions about plot points etc. But it helps to, well - keep it going, though I haven't got much content written for a few weeks. So I'd like to get some momentum with the word count in the next few weeks.
-and you know, working, walking, eating, drinking wine.
On Monday...
Karen Jones will be here with a brilliant addition to the 'Letters to my younger self' guest blogs I have from time to time. Karen's short story collection 'The Upside-Down Jesus and other stories' has just come out - and lucky lucky lucky for us - she is kindly going to give one copy away to one of you lucky lucky lucky* readers! Come back on Monday to read Karen's letter and be in with a chance of winning.
* too much Kylie lately, I think.
Wednesday, 12 February 2014
Shit job, crap-backpacking and a weird laugh
Thank you to Rebecca Stanley (aka Betty McFab) who has given me one of those odd bit-like-a-chain-letter blog awards. I've had one or two of these before and haven't always gone beyond thanking the person who gave it to me, but seeing as it's been a while since I did a meaty blog post I thought I'd do it. It's a nice opportunity to recommend some fellow bloggers and have a little chat with myself, which I do further down in the post when I answer Rebecca's questions.
So here is the AWARD
And here are the creative folks I'd like to pass it on to, if they so wish to take it up:
So if you don't already follow those blogs, take a look and maybe make a new friend or two.
Now it's time for me to have a little chat with myself. I'm answering the 11 questions set by Rebecca.
So here is the AWARD
And here are the creative folks I'd like to pass it on to, if they so wish to take it up:
- Mario Gregoriou - Things Found and Made - a treasure trove of writing, art and music. Imagination is key - go there to read about a newly discovered spider who pranks his prey, to see how The Wicker Man ought to have ended, and to listen to a recording of David Bowie mashing up China Girl with the theme from Steptoe and Son.
- Anna Cathenka - Anna Cathenka's guide to life - she describes herself as a "29-year old writer, cat-person, adventurer, cake-eater and woman". I know these things to be true. Anna writes about her life, short punchy personal essays, there's usually a lesson learned or she's learning that she doesn't need the lesson. Always insightful and funny.
- Rebecca Alexander at Witchway - Rebecca nabbed an agent and a publishing contract after being a runner-up in the Mslexia novel competition, and her novel is just out in paperback. Rebecca writes honestly about the whole publishing process, her family life and personal struggles too.
- Rachel Fenton at snow like thought - she's a North Yorks girl in a southern hemisphere world - Rachel the poet, the short storyist, the graphic artist, writes and shares her creative pieces and news on her blog - and they're often prize-winning.
- Dan Purdue at Lies, Ink - thoughtful and engaging posts about the writing process and the publishing world. Recent posts have included a weighing up of writing for print vs writing for an online audience, and tips on how (and how not) to promote your short story collection.
- Ric Carter at Digestive Press - Ric shares not only his own short stories and news of their successes, but also info and links on interesting and useful happenings in the writing world.
- Andrew David Barker - you may recall Andrew stopped by the blog a few posts ago to talk about his writing journey (how turbulent it twas) - check out his blog for interviews, writing thoughts, and the exciting news that he has recently found a publisher for his novel, The Electric.
So if you don't already follow those blogs, take a look and maybe make a new friend or two.
Now it's time for me to have a little chat with myself. I'm answering the 11 questions set by Rebecca.
How often do you manage to write
and how long for?
At the
moment I tend to have short bursts of time a couple of times a week. Like a lot
of writers, I have to fit it in around the job/s I do to pay the bills. But I
do try to use the time I have as best I can. This means staying away from the
internet and not taking part in any indulgent blog award interviews with self.
Oh.
What’s the worst job you’ve ever
done?
Selling
double glazing over the telephone in a windowless room at a bare desk with just
a phone, a biro and a few pages ripped out of a phonebook by the supervisor at
the start of the shift. I lasted a day.
How much research do you do
before starting a new writing project?
None! Not
really. Maybe it’s because the kind of writing I do doesn’t call for it. The
main character in the novel I’m writing uses a lot of self-help type websites,
so I’ve been looking at one in particular which is fascinating and horrible in
equal measure. It has tips like ‘How To Talk To A Guy and Make Him Like You’,
and my favourite: ‘How To Look Sexy Without Trying To Look Sexy’.
What little things do you get
really cross about?
Things
like people walking slowly in front of me when I’m walking quickly behind them.
But if I’m getting irritated by that sort of thing it’s usually a sign to slow
down. Oh and it’s not a small thing but I shouted at some men in the street the
other day because of something they said to a guy who was begging. It wasn’t
like I was ready to get into a debate with them, I just shouted ‘BASTARDS!’ They
were bloody smug and rude and eugh. Aagh I feel angry again thinking about
them!
What are you reading for pleasure
at the moment?
I go
through phases of not reading much and I’m in one of those now. I am watching a
lot of TV though, is that the same?
Do you ever give up on a novel
you’re reading or do you have to stick with it to the end, however bad it is?
Give it up.
There are too many books to read ones you’re not enjoying. I do get a sense
that with some books it’s just the wrong time to read it. So after 50 or 100
pages if I’m not into a book I’ll abandon it, but maybe come back to it a few
years down the line. I did that with Wuthering Heights, and second time was a
charm. But yeah, read what you like reading, not what you think you should
read.
What was your New Year resolution
and are you keeping to it?
I didn’t
make any resolutions at New Year, but through January I’ve been trying to be
more relaxed generally and to enjoy life’s smaller moments.
What was the last film you saw at
the cinema?
I work in
a cinema yet don’t go to see films nearly as often as I should. So the last
film I saw was, I think, Aint them bodies
saints. Or was it Philomena? Both
are very good.
Who are your favourite writers?
I’ve
loved books by Ali Smith, Sarah Waters, Tim Winton, Dodie Smith, Maggie
O’Farrell, Kate Atkinson, Alice Munro. Not many men on that list, so I’ll add
Richard Brautigan who I’ve recently discovered.
What has been the biggest
adventure in your life so far?
Oh crap.
I hate this question. It makes me feel like I have led an adventure-less life.
I did go back-packing around Europe on my own when I was 20. It was shit.
When was the last time you got
the uncontrollable giggles?
This
happens when you shouldn’t be laughing, doesn’t it. In a meeting at work I can
get a bit giddy. I think I’m at school. And I’ve realised recently that there’s
a type of laugh I do, not intentionally, and I only do at certain times, with
certain people, when something has really made me laugh. It’s doesn’t go on for
ages, it’s quite short, quite guttural. It sounds hideous now doesn’t it. It’s
very natural. It’s the opposite of the laugh I find myself doing with people
who make jokes I don’t find funny but I don’t want to offend them. I hear that
laugh and feel bad inside, mainly for myself. I should try to fake the weird
guttural one.
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I'm s'posed to give you 11 random facts about myself now but I can't bring myself to do that bit, soz. (They wouldn't be that random would they? They'd be selected by me to make me sound like the best version of me.)
For those writers up there who I've nominated, here are the 11 questions I'd like you to answer, if you decide to do it.
- Where do you usually write/create?
- Describe your ideal writing/making day.
- What are you really enjoying working on at the moment?
- What, if anything, stops you from writing?
- If you could choose a writer to be your mentor (share work with, chat about the process) who would it be?
- Do you believe in writer's block? If you get it, how do you overcome it?
- Tell us a good thing that happened to you today.
- What's the first thing you do in the morning?
- What's your most listened to song?
- Who would play you in the movie of your life?
- What would the title of your autobiography be?
So - if you choose to accept the award, here's what you need to do:
- Thank the person who nominated you, and post a link to their blog on your blog.
- Display the award on your blog — by including it in your post and/or displaying it using a “widget” or a “gadget”. (Note that the best way to do this is to save the image to your own computer and then upload it to your blog post.)
- Answer 11 questions about yourself, which will be provided to you by the person who nominated you.
- Provide 11 random facts about yourself.
- Nominate 5 – 11 blogs that you feel deserve the award, who have a less than 1000 followers. (Note that you can always ask the blog owner this since not all blogs display a widget that lets the readers know this information!)
- Create a new list of questions for the blogger to answer.
- List these rules in your post (You can copy and paste from here.) Once you have written and published it, you then have to:
- Inform the people/blogs that you nominated that they have been nominated for the Liebster award and provide a link for them to your post so that they can learn about it (they might not have ever heard of it!)
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So there you go - a bit of fun and a blog post with meat on it.
Back soon.
Monday, 27 January 2014
When you haven't blogged for a while
...you need to come back with a BANG
So here it is - I've never mentioned her before because she's not into social media but when I told her I needed a post with a little SHAZAM she agreed to let me introduce her...
I have a twin sister, Erica.
That's me on the left (obviously).
Is your mind blown? Well just wait til you see this bit of footage. It's just us goofing around, we're such goofballs. You must be wondering what it's like having a twin. Well, it's both nice and not nice. That's the only way I can describe it!
Anyway, look at this, it's just a little routine we did on the hoof. We're always doing stuff like this!
Anyway now you've seen her and you've realised I'm still here we shall never speak of her again.
So here it is - I've never mentioned her before because she's not into social media but when I told her I needed a post with a little SHAZAM she agreed to let me introduce her...
I have a twin sister, Erica.
That's me on the left (obviously).
Is your mind blown? Well just wait til you see this bit of footage. It's just us goofing around, we're such goofballs. You must be wondering what it's like having a twin. Well, it's both nice and not nice. That's the only way I can describe it!
Anyway, look at this, it's just a little routine we did on the hoof. We're always doing stuff like this!
Anyway now you've seen her and you've realised I'm still here we shall never speak of her again.
Friday, 22 November 2013
WINNERS!
Thanks so much to everyone who commented, retweeted and just generally helped spread the word about Andrew David Barker's guest post. Andrew very generously donated 2 copies of his novel The Electric for a give away, and everyone who commented and RT'd went into a bowl (NOT a hat as previously suggested). It's now time to reveal the winners.
I did two draws - one to win the e-book and one to win the real book. I thought it'd be more exciting if I took photos of myself drawing the names out of a bowl. I think you'll agree it really livens up what is essentially a very straightforward procedure.
I did two draws - one to win the e-book and one to win the real book. I thought it'd be more exciting if I took photos of myself drawing the names out of a bowl. I think you'll agree it really livens up what is essentially a very straightforward procedure.
To begin - this is when I thought I was taking a photo of myself but it was actually video. CLASSIC!*
Okay she's getting the hang of it now. This is the bowl.
Yep, she's picked a name out.
This says 'Fixated' but back to front. Congratulations to Steve, the man behind the radio show 'Fixated On' - you've won a real life paper and ink copy of THE ELECTRIC!
And Jane - co-founder of The Bath Short Story Award - you've won THE ELECTRIC e-book!
Andrew will be in touch with you both via Twitter to organise getting your books to you.
Thanks again.
Thanks again.
*It's quite impressive the transition from POSE to CONFUSED to REALISATION isn't it.
All THAT in 4 seconds.
Monday, 11 November 2013
Andrew David Barker writes a letter to himself
I'm really excited to bring you a new letter-to-self guest post (remember when Vanessa Gebbie and Kerry Hudson did it?).
This time it's the turn of Andrew David Barker who's just released his novel The Electric, a coming-of-age tale about a fifteen year old boy, Sam, who 'discovers an old abandoned cinema playing movies made by ghosts, for ghosts'. I was really captured by that line in the blurb. Very intriguing. Here's more:
Win it!
You can win a copy of The Electric just by commenting at the end of this post. Anyone who writes something between now and Monday 18th Nov will go into a hat and have a chance to win either the e-book or actual real life copy of the book - you just need to state in your comment which you'd prefer.
For now though, let's pass over to Andrew. It's 1991 and curtains are the way to wear your hair.
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Andrew David Barker was born in
Derby, England in 1975. He directed an
independent feature film entitled A Reckoning in 2009 and has since written or co-written several
screenplays. He has also had several short stories published. The
Electric is his first novel. He now lives
in Warwickshire with his wife.
This time it's the turn of Andrew David Barker who's just released his novel The Electric, a coming-of-age tale about a fifteen year old boy, Sam, who 'discovers an old abandoned cinema playing movies made by ghosts, for ghosts'. I was really captured by that line in the blurb. Very intriguing. Here's more:
Sam, along with his friends, Emma and David, find themselves drawn into a world where the likes of Humphrey Bogart, Lon Chaney and Theda Bara are still making pictures; where Harold Lloyd and John Belushi team up for roustabout comedies, and Karloff and Lugosi appear in films scripted by Edgar Allan Poe. Sam comes to learn the mysteries of the Electric cinema and his part to play in its long and strange history.
With shades of Ray Bradbury, the more nostalgic work of Stephen King, and the early films of Steven Spielberg, THE ELECTRIC is about movies, ghosts, and that ephemeral moment in all of our lives, childhood.
Win it!
You can win a copy of The Electric just by commenting at the end of this post. Anyone who writes something between now and Monday 18th Nov will go into a hat and have a chance to win either the e-book or actual real life copy of the book - you just need to state in your comment which you'd prefer.
For now though, let's pass over to Andrew. It's 1991 and curtains are the way to wear your hair.
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Dear Me. The 1991 me. The
just-left-school me.
First off, let me tell you - it’s
going to take you a long time to get over school. You’re nostalgic at 16 and
that is a problem. Straight after you leave school life – from which you
receive no qualifications – you’ll find yourself working for a window fitting
firm for £10 a day, not knowing what the hell has happened. (Be warned: low,
low wages and struggling from week to week will become something of a theme.)
You’ll do that for a while and then
go to college. There you will try and recreate your school days by hanging out
with friends, drinking, making films, playing in bands, and generally doing as
little actual class work as possible. And like school, you’ll leave college
with absolutely no qualifications whatsoever.
You’ll barely be able to read and
write. You don’t even read a book voluntarily until the autumn of ’91. It is a
fantasy novel entitled Out of their Minds
by Clifford D. Simak. It’s not a great book by any stretch of the
imagination, but with nothing to compare it to, you’re blown away. You’ll
become a voracious reader after this, and the head-full of ideas you’ve always
had will begin to whirl and take some kind of shape.
Soon after reading Out of their Minds you begin to write an
outline for a comedic fantasy novel of your own. It is about a school kid named
Tony who is run over and dies only to discover that Heaven is run by a
villainous Elvis Presley. It is not very good at all, but at 16, you’ll think
it’s great. You’ll begin writing the novel with a school friend, Ben Waldram,
and together you’ll spend the next five years turning it into a trilogy! You’ll
never finish it.
During this time you’ll also play
in local rock bands around Derby and continue to dream of making a film. The
realities are, however, that you’ll simply drift from one job to another with
absolutely no sense of direction or purpose. You’ll work on building sites
(lots and lots of building sites: you’ll always keep coming back to this line
of work as your dad is a bricklayer), as a railway worker, a carpet salesman, a
factory worker (lots of factories), as a delivery driver, and as a night
watchman at a hotel.
In the late 90s you’ll join a rock
band as a lead guitarist and get signed by a small record label. You’ll record
a single, go on photo shoots, tour up and down the country, and live quite a
hedonistic lifestyle. You’ll think you’ve made it. You haven’t.
After four years for writing,
recording, gigging, and drinking (and more besides), the band will implode and
you’ll be left with nothing but memories. Also, you’ll be penniless. You won’t
make any money from the band.
A few months after the band split
you’ll find yourself back on a building site with your dad wondering, once
again, what the hell happened. Befuddlement is another theme you’ll have to get
used to.
It’ll take you another few years to
get over the band. Then you’ll start to make short films. You’ll make a couple.
They’re not bad. At least you think so. This leads to a long period of trying
to fulfil a childhood dream: that of making a feature film.
You’ll network like crazy. You’ll
meet a lot of people, and a lot of
sharks too. You’ll begin to write screenplays with Matthew Waldram (brother of
Ben, who you started out writing with) and you’ll go to Cannes in an effort to
hawk them around. You’ll make a lot of contacts. You’ll talk to big players in
Hollywood. Some of these big players will like your scripts. You’ll do a
rewrite on one of your screenplays for a company owned by a major star,
tailoring said script to suit his sensibilities. You’ll think you’ve made it.
You haven’t.
You will make no money and sell not
one script. In fact, the aforementioned company will completely rip off the
central premise of your screenplay and make their own animated feature out of
it. It will make big money and a sequel will be greenlit. You’ll go back to
working on a building site.
However, in 2009 you will get the chance to direct an
independent feature film.
A
Reckoning will be a last-man-on-earth type story about one such man left
alone in a desolate landscape. To give himself some sense of normality, he
populates an entire village with straw people; he talks to them as if they are
neighbours, and even teaches young straw
people in school. However, before long his mind begins to crack and his
make-believe world starts to take on a life of its own.
The film is shot at breakneck speed
in two weeks during one of the worst snowstorms in England in a decade. Still,
the film really comes together, mainly because of an incredible leading man
(Leslie Simpson) and an utterly amazing crew.
You’ll spend the next year editing
the film and that’s when the cracks begin to appear. Not with the film itself,
but with the financiers. A series of escalating events lead to a complete
breakdown in communication and a very nasty situation unfolds.
By 2010 the film is finished and
getting stunning reviews. The financiers however, for reasons you will never,
ever fathom, block it from ever seeing the light of day. Again, you go back to
square one.
That is when you change your life.
You begin a job as a care worker for young lads with learning difficulties and
find it very rewarding. You get married to a wonderful woman whose support and
encouragement in your creative endeavours are beyond measure, and also, you step
away from everything and write a novel.
In writing it, you will dig deep
into your past – into your teenage years – and feel a sense of completeness you have never felt in any
of your creative pursuits before. You’ll find your voice (for want of a better, less-clichéd phrase)
and know that writing novels – where it is just you, no one else, pure and
simple – is what you want to do for the rest of your life.
All that you will go through won’t
be easy – I won’t lie to you – but that creative itch in your mind – that is
small, but still very much there when you’re 16 – will grow, and sometimes it
will overwhelm you. But everything you’ll go through will seep into your
writing later on. For good or ill, it will make your work wholly your own and
give you the strength to keep working at it, to keep writing, and to be true to
who you are.
Andrew
David Barker, November 2013
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Thanks so much, Andrew. I love that
your journey has been so varied, real highs and lows. All working to get
you where you are now.
He can be found at either www.andrewdavidbarker.com or loitering around www.twitter.com/ADBarker
So. Remember folks, to win a copy of The Electric say somethin' in the comments. And do remember to tell us if you'd like the e-book or the real book - we'll do two names-in-hats draws for this and the closing date for entries is end of Monday 18th Nov.
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