when your phone number is similar to the local vet's
"Hello love, sorry to bother you, it's Joyce Marvin here, that's M-A-R-V-I-N, and I just wondered how the little hedgehog we brought in on Friday afternoon is doing, is he alright?"
'Well, actually, it's doing okay, but turns out it wasn't a hedgehog, it was actually a small cat that had fallen into a dying pine tree after rolling in some glue. It had twenty-two albino pygmy kittens last night, which are worth £1000 each! Thanks for bringing him in. Bye!'
It was difficult enough telling her little worried voice that she'd got the wrong number nevermind it was a cat / I've eaten it! I did tell her I really hope he's okay too.
And yes, I've changed her name. I think. I can't properly remember her name. She did spell it out for me though.
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Awwwww :)
Oh, you could have fun with this...
'Well, actually, it's doing okay, but turns out it wasn't a hedgehog, it was actually a small cat that had fallen into a dying pine tree after rolling in some glue. It had twenty-two albino pygmy kittens last night, which are worth £1000 each! Thanks for bringing him in. Bye!'
fab - but seriously, can't you ring the vet and find out how the hedgehog is doing? I'm worried about the little fella now!
:-)
I do hope you told her you'd eaten it.
Hope you changed her name - she could get prickly!
Bless. LOVE hedgehogs!
I often answer the phone pretending to be a pizza shop worker....
It was difficult enough telling her little worried voice that she'd got the wrong number nevermind it was a cat / I've eaten it! I did tell her I really hope he's okay too.
And yes, I've changed her name. I think. I can't properly remember her name. She did spell it out for me though.
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