following on from the comments box in my previous post...
I need you need to participate physically in a small and useless experiment.
You know how Elvis lifts up one side of his lip in a 'uh huh huh' kinda way?
Well - can you do that?
If yes - which side, left or right?
And - can you do it both sides, ambidextrous-stylee?
Or ignore and do something useful like write a story.